I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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