i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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