So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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