everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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