You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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