Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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