Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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