Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
His nipple licking is glorious
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