I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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