Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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