Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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