We named our party play list daddy issues
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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