okay pat passed out under dana's car
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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