if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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