I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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