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i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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