Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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