Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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