Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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