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(251): View more from Alabama

About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way

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(813): View more from Florida

Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..

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(973): View more from New Jersey

So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.

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(302): View more from Delaware

We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..

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(410): View more from Maryland

So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal

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(563): View more from Iowa

You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.

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(847): View more from Illinois

You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"

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