You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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