The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
