If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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