We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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