you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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