And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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