I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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