You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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