: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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