So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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