Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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