i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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