whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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