i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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