Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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