he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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