the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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