Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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