Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
