fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
