We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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