Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
