Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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