bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
i out mim tonsoeep
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