if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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