i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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