The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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