we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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