I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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