AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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