at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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