Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I have aggressive nipples.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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