I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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