you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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