You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
He passed out mid-signature
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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